1. 19 May



    porndirector:

    i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

    (via tveenager)

     

  2. 19 May


    hunterreis:

    The Name Game- American Horror Story

    (via lickmynick)

     

  3. 19 May


    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via 90s90s90s)

     

  4. 19 May



    blacktearsarefalling:

    asphyxion:

    i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

    this happens at my high school too and i was going to make a clever joke  to go along with this but i’m sorry i’ve been watching kids sprint down the hallways with their pants around their ankles and idk how to be funny. 

    (via herestothekids)

     

  5. 19 May


    incubutts: Same same.

    incubutts:

    Same

    same.

    (Source: thequeenbey, via order-is)

     

  6. 19 May



    fscottgoldfishgerald:

    Let me just be half the man that Anthony Bourdain is

    (via herestothekids)

     

  7. 19 May


    tyleroakley:

    MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

    (Source: bricesander)

     

  8. 19 May


    thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

    thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

    My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

    (via desperate-but-not-h0peless)

     

  9. 19 May



    darrynek:

    hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

    this bitch killed my vibe

    (via simalicious1703)

     

  10. 19 May



    gothlolita:

    im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

    (via simalicious1703)